OK, it’s far from polished.
But I came across this little marching song on YouTube. It’s called WE ARE FORD NATION.

The fourth and final verse runs:
Never mind the video of Robbie smoking crack/
He says it does not exist, they stabbed him in the back/
We hear that they took his bong and other things of note/
Oh, we can hardly wait to vote.

As for the chorus:
Oh we chanted our slogans and sang our songs/
Swore to each other we’d go motoring on/
We can always buy Rob a Big New Bong/
We are Ford Nation